Nicki Minaj's Butt is Fake

Round one in the Booty Battle World Championships between Coco and Nicki Minaj has begun, and Ice-T's wife has thrown the first hip check. In a new interview, the swollen blonde says that Minaj's curves are counterfeit... and that Minaj herself admitted it.

Coco, who's most famous for her ability to squash lesser women with her gigantic butt, told celebrity blogger Perez Hilton that Minaj's own backside is totally fake.

"Well, I read that it wasn't," Coco said of the Pink Friday rapper. "I thought that she came out with it. I heard it from her."

Of course, Coco herself has been the butt of plenty jokes about having a fictitious fanny of her own. Ice-T's arm-candy has fought back against the rumors, but the accusations return everytime new pictures emerge of her butt getting stuck in a doorway.

Minaj has taken the opposite route. She has actually spoken out about how she likes when people debate the authenticity of her derriere. So I'm more inclined to put a Grade A genuine beef stamp on the butt that encourages speculation. More celebrity meat should be as thoroughly examined for quality.