Dead Alien Found in Siberia?

All the skeptic Stoolies out there running their mouths about how maurice is wrong with this whole UFO thing. Well how bout these apples? Dead alien in the snow. Nevermind that the Daily Mail found a secret memo from JFK asking for UFO information TEN DAYS before his assassination. Nevermind that there have been dozens of weird sightings and shit over Siberia, China, and a lot of eastern Europe. Nevermind all that and just look at this dead alien. Shit’s real. If Siberia could make a puppet like that, they’d have a movie studio and be selling rights to Hollywood. But they don’t. All they have is grey sad skies and deep snow littered with little alien bodies.

why would you be worried about that little thing? Did you see how small it is? you’re not worried about a bunch of Dave Portnoys taking over the world are you? of course not because you could just bitchslap those 5’2”

WTF? Looks wayyy too much like the movies. I call bullshit. However, show me the spaceship that the lil fucker crashed and we have a goddamn story.

I love a good alien story. Video is even better. I’m not claming this is fake but if it were real, here’s what should have been done: Take this shit somewhere where its blood can be taken. Isn’t the mystery solved at that point? If its got rabbit blood well we know its not an alien. Case closed. I’